Thursday, October 18, 2018

Top 10 Funny jokes Husband VS Wife Jokes in 2019 Part 1



Top 10 Funny jokes Husband VS Wife Jokes in 2019 Part 1 :



Funny jokes (1):

Wife: Dear today is our anniversary, what should we do ????


Husband: Let's get stand in silence for couple of minutes ....



Funny jokes (2):


Super message of the day ......... ..

If new weds are called

???"the lover"….??????


What do you call joints


Married for years ?? ......... >>>



"Angry Birds" ???



Funny jokes (3):


Question: Why do women stay more than men ???



A: shopping does not cause a heart attack but pays bills ...



Funny jokes (4):


The wife called her husband ..


Wife: honey, where are you ???

Husband: I am a bank ...


Wife: Dear, please, I need Rs 4000 to activate my Blackberry, 6000 to do my hair, and buy 11000 costumes.


Husband: Sorry I meant that I was on the banks of a river. Do you want to make fish ???????? ;-)







Funny jokes (5):


Son - Father's law does not allow us to have more than one wife ...



Dad - When you become a married son, you will feel that the law is on our side ...



Funny Jokes (6):


The wife calls home, packs her bag honey,


I won 10 million in the lottery


Husband: Should I pack for beach or hills ???


Wife: Who cares ???






Just lose the pack.





Funny Jokes (7):


Wife: I think the daughter loves someone



Husband: how do you know ????


Wife: Because that pocket is not demanding money ....




Funny Jokes (8):



Husband and wife are like two types of vehicles.



If someone makes a pact then the vehicle can not move forward .... \
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Moral:

Always keep a spare tire

== P x)))))



Funny jokes (9):


When a newly married couple smiles,


Everyone knows why.


When it is ten years old


Married couples smile, everyone wonders why ..



Funny jokes (10):

The deceased husband asks his wife: Our 7th son always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father ?????



Wife (crying): yes yes !!!


Husband: Who ????


Wife: You !!!! : P :) x_x





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