Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019



Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):



Whose father called him "princes"





.... the probability is ...





She believes .....





Funny jokes (2):



Principle Two Students:



You should have to sleep at least 7 hours a day ...



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Tintamon:



Impossible sir ... !!!



The school is only for 6 hours ...





Funny jokes (3):



The man who spoils more alcohol or women ???







Amswer: -



Both especially



When...





Ok old



And



Woman is Bold !!!





Funny jokes (4):



Hi-ho, hi-ho, I throw my hand grenades





Funny jokes (5):



Funny message:



Mother advised a girl, if a boy hugs you ....





say "DONT", if he gives you a kisses you



Say, STOP



The next day the girl said to the mother: She did both together and I said "DONT STOP!"

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Monday, November 12, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019



Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Great lines by Krishna Venkatesh Reddy:





"You can not be given a change every time ... you will bring changes ..."



Who is Krishna Venkatesh Reddy ???

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A bus conductor Now read it again ?????







Funny jokes (2):




God thought that he could not be everywhere so he made a mother,





Satan thought that he could not be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law ... !!!







Funny jokes (3):






If the height of active laziness ???



Answer: During the morning walk, ask for lift at home.





Funny jokes (4):






What is the definition of a skeleton ??



A stripage that went too far ....







Funny jokes (5):




Nurse to the child: Take a breath slowly and slowly, do it 3 times.



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Baby: okay





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Nurse: Now what do you feel ... ???



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Kid: Spray Your Body Is Just A Luxurious Babe ...: P





Funny jokes (5):



Notice .......





Do not leave your purse, watch, handbag, mobile and your girlfriend in a church.







Because other people can think of it for their payers


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Sunday, November 11, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Bloody english !!!



Bihar school teacher

Killer English:





1. Pick the paper and fall into dust bin !!!





2. Both of you stand three different !!!





3. Will you hang that calendar or I will hang myself !!!





4. Call your parents, especially mother and father !!!





5. When I am in class then why are you seeing the monkey out ... ???





6. I have two daughters, both girls are ..





7. Then Stand in the middle of the corner !!!





Funny jokes (2):






Walk your way



Love your way



Talk in your words



Do what your heart says





and then,





1 day your parents will proudly say that you leave home ;-): p





Funny jokes (3):




4 through romantic



Monsoon '!!!





Avoid meeting your girlfriend during monsoon ...

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Mother-soon ...





Funny jokes (4):




Dear computer users,



I appreciate your kind of attitude to other keys of the keyboard !!!





But why do you slowly press all the keys and hit me with my full strength?



Your Honor, Enter key: D





Funny jokes (5):




The Biology says that "cell" is the fundamental unit of life ...

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And the two-day generation has actually tied it seriously ... !!!! :-)

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Two friends communication



First friend: Why are you heating the knife ..



Second Drying: To commit suicide.



First friend: But why are you heating it ???



Second friend: To stop the infection ...







Funny jokes (2):






bitter truth....





"If money ever increases on the tree ...



Girls do not have to be dating with money



Very true ....: p





Funny jokes (3):



Anyone teaches to overthrow the volcano ...





To get a tsunami ...





To roam around the storm ...



And





Anyone teaches how to choose a husband ...





Nature disasters just !!!!





Funny jokes (4):




Boyfriend runs home: Pack your bags honey, I have won 10 million rupees in the lottery ...





Girl Friend: Wow !!! Paris or switzerland ???

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Boyfriend: Who cares ??? You just pack your bag and get lost: DDDDDDDD





Funny jokes (5):




Line 1 = You are a good person



Line 2 = Line 1 is true



Line 3 = Line 2 is false, if line 1 is ture ..



Line 4 = Then Both 2 and 3 are correct ..



Line 5 = Line 4 is wrong ..



in confusion ??

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good!!! Now confuse others ...


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Friday, November 9, 2018

Top 5 funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes in Funny SMS in 2019



Top 5 funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019



Funny jokes (1):




The most intimate thing about this SMS is that unless you feel that nothing is written in it.





It will be too late for you to read !!!





Funny jokes (2):






Girl: Do you have any emotional love card ???





Shopkeeper: About this card, it says "I only love boy"



Girl: Great !! I want 10 of them ...





Funny jokes (3):




Then the more you know , the more you forget





The more you forget, the more you forget,



Then the less you know the more you know ...



So why learn ???





Funny jokes (4):




What is the difference between posean and alcohol ???



If you drink alcohol, you will dance to the people around ...



If you drink potion, people will dance around you ...





Funny jokes (5):




Dr. SMT. Tania is good news for you .. !!!)))



Tania: - what do you mean





Mrs.Tania ???

I'm missing tania .. !!!



Dr. Okay, Tania misses the bad news for you :(: P


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Thursday, November 8, 2018

Top 5 Funny jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny jokes of Funny SMS in 2019 



Funny jokes (1):




Which is the most confusing day in a America ???





thinking????



Still thinking ???



Father's Day !!!





Funny jokes (2):




During the making of wives, God promised the men that good and ideal wives would be found in all corners which they had rounded the earth !!!







Funny jokes (3):




When a lion crys thrice, then wgat happens ??



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? -? -? Thought ?-?-?



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No guess ?? - ?? - ??



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OK I will tell you ...?-?-?



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Tom and Jerry start the cartoon .... ....: D







Funny jokes (4):






Girls are like international domain names ....





Once I have already been taken ..







Funny jokes (5):




Driver: You gave me Rs.5 / rupee note was an insult





Woman - How much should you suggest me?



Driver: Minimum 10 / rupees



Female: I do not want to insult you twice!

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




A man asks a trainer at the gym:



"I want to impress that beautiful girl, which type machine can I use ???





Trainer responded "Use ATMs outside the gym !!!" "





Funny Jokes (2):




A hot girl tells her jealous to her lover,





Feel like a wife to me ...





The boy also removes his jeans, both jeans ... tremendously laughing





Funny Jokes (3):




You are 100% beautiful,



You are 100% beautiful,



You are 100% good, and

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You are 100% stupid to believe all these words ....





Funny Jokes (4):






Hello!! Need a girl to get married ...





No time ...



No color ...



Not high altitude ....



Do not throw any time ....

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The little girl father must have his own bar ... Chair !!!!!





Funny jokes (5):




Husband learned, made a wish and threw in a penny ...





The wife also decided to make a wish,



But he learned a lot, fell well, and drowned ...]





The husband was scared for a while, but then he smiled and said "it really works!"


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