Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Top 5 Funny jokes at Double Meaning Word in 2019 Part 2

Top 5 Funny jokes at Double Meaning Word in 2019 Part 2 :-




Funny Jokes (1) :


Fill in the blanks 


1.BOO__S

2.__ __ NDOM

3.F__ __K

4.P__N__S

5.PU__S__

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ANS 

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

DIRTY MIND =P ;)


Funny Jokes (2) :


Last night , i dreamt of you ,

this morning my first thought was you,

i thought of you the whole day …


i think i like you..



tomorrow i will think of W , X , Y , Z.





Funny Jokes (3) :



when your life is darkness 


pray two god ask him two free you from darkness and…


after if you pray and yours still in darkness…


please play your….


ELECTRICITY BILL :P



Funny Jokes (4) :


SHORTEST JOKE OF THE YEAR :

son to dad : i swear dad, it is shampooo on the toiled seat…!!!!



Funny Jokes (5) :


here is some career advice 


first , listen to your heart


then 


listen to your brain 


then 


do what your wife tell to you to do…..!!!



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Top 10 Funny jokes at Double Meaning jokes in 2019 Part 1

Top 10 Funny jokes at Double Meaning jokes in 2019 Part 1:-







Funny Jokes (1) :


boy : babe i want to show you something ….

girl : what is that darling???

boy : but, can i show this in your room??????

girl : okay!!

boy : can we close the door ???

girl : mmmmh , okay

boy : can we close the windows??

girl : very well……(grasping)

boy : can we turn off the lights ????

girl : yessssss( even grasping)

boy : grab my hand 

girl : *grab his hand** what is it, honey?????

boy : look at this.. my watch can glow in the dark ;) :P:P:P



Funny Jokes (2) :


deadliest ever :

1 ladki coke pi rahi thi ,

achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla 

Macchar bola : MAAA..

Ladki : Mein Thera maa nahi hu..

Machar : Aisa na bol maaa, mein theri COKE se Nikla hoon...




Funny Jokes (3) :


Philosophy Of Life :

at the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as god,



later on somehow those alphabets get reversed!!!!



Funny Jokes (4) :


its the thing satisfies your mind , body and soul!!!

do it on bed , on a sofa ,

in the car oe anywhere!!!
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its called Prayer!!!
GOD BLESS YOUR NAUGHTY MIND..







Funny Jokes (5) :


if 

1=5
2=25
3=125
4=626
5=???
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before scrolling, think!!!!
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Ans is 1. Refer the first line???




Funny Jokes (6) :


my principle of life????

if someone throws a stone at you??

throw a flower at him..

but??
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make sure the flower is in the pot……. ;) 




Funny Jokes (7) :


my eyes bear uncountable tears ;(

because you are far away from me ;-(

i wish u were here…
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to cut the onions instead of me ;-)




Funny Jokes (8) :


If Time doesnt wait for you,

dont worry!!!
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just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life…!!




Funny Jokes (9) :



our friendship means so much to me….!!!

that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and we have a single life jacket then i will ….
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Mmmmmmmmmm…
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I will Miss You..!!!




Funny Jokes (10) :


You will be rose for all trees


You will be a smile for all faces


You will be water falls for all hills


And


You will be a brother 


For all cute Girls…!!



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Monday, October 15, 2018

Top 10 Funny jokes Boy vs Girl in 2019 Part 5 :-

Top 10 Funny jokes Boy vs  Girl  in 2019 Part 5 :-





Funny jokes (1) :


boy : i want to be a millionaire. just like my dad……!!

girl ; “wow, your dad a millionaire……???

boy : no, but he always wanted to be….:P :P


Funny jokes (2) :



the best place to break with your girlfriend is in McDonald……

there are no sharp knifes and forks and heavy plates & you can always hide behind a fat kid…:XD


Funny jokes (3) :


girl : i wouldn’t date you if you were the last person on earth.
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boy : bitch please ….. if i were the last person on earth , you won’t be here!!! 


Funny jokes (4) :


funny but true….

boy makes mistake girls shouts at him boy says “sorry”.


girls makes mistakes boy shouts at her girl start crying boy say “sorry”.



Funny jokes (5) :


classic insult :

once a boy upload a photo holding a dog on Facebook..

girl commented : “which one is u ??

holding you.”

boys always rocksss ;)




Funny jokes (6) :


boy at gym coach :

i wanna impress dis cute girl m gonna meet in 3 days which machine should i use ???


coach : use ATM machine…LOL


Funny jokes (7) : 


girls gets 100% marks only in 2 subjects…??
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in makeup and breakup..



Funny jokes (8) : 



a boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking….
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kaunsi waali ko yaad karu yarrr!!!



Funny jokes (9) :



law of equality :

The time taken by a girl when she says i’ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to d time taken by a boy when he says i’ii call u in 5 minutes …….LOL



Funny jokes (10) :


cute little girl two shopkeepers - jab me badi ho jaungi aap apne bete ki shaadi mujse karoge????

shopkeeper smiling haan beta zarur kar dunga , girl to apni hone wali bahu ko 1 dairymilk do…..!!!!


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Top 10 Funny jokes Boy vs Girl in 2019 Part 4 :-

Top 10 Funny jokes Boy vs  Girl  in 2019 Part 4 :-







Funny jokes (1) :

life is irony :

little gal’s want sarnie dolls and little boy wants big cars..

after growing up big gal’s want big car’s and big boys want barbie gals!!!


Funny jokes (2) :


kya time aa gaya hai….

boys ki life film bani to 

“ek tha tiger”
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girls ka number gaya to “ek the daayan” :XD : XD


Funny jokes (3) : 

boy : what will u give me as a reward if i climb mt.everest?


girl: a push…!!!



Funny jokes (4) :

two girls face to face 
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1st : hi sweetheart

2nd : hi, darling
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and when they talk on their backs about them
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1st : she is too selfish
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2nd : she is kamini number 1 :XD XD


Funny jokes (5) :

boy : i can’t marry you give me my love letters back.

next day the girl gave him a big basket full if others and said : - find urs and get lost ….!!




Funny jokes (6) :

boy : do u wanna go out with me ?

girl : nahhhahhhhhhh

boy : did u hear what i just said???

girl : yea!!

boy : what did i say?

girl : do you want to go out with me??

boy : yessss..!!! :XDD


Funny jokes (7) :

girlfriend : and are u sure u love me and no one else????

boyfriend : dead sure!!! i checked the whole list again yesterday!!!


Funny jokes (8) :

boy : call me sweetuu….

girl : sweetuu…

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boy : call me sweet heart!!

girl : sweet heart.

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boy : call me honey.
girl : honey
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boy : abey jaahill ki bachiiii, cala kar naaa..!!


Funny jokes (9) :

boy : I’m sorry were you talking to me????

girl : no

boy : well then, please start…..


Funny jokes (10) :

marwadi ne shadi me dama ko chess gift diya.

damad: ye kya?

sasur : tamanna thi, beti ko shadi me


hathi,


ghode,


unth,

naukar-chakar

du

aaa meri iccha puri ho gayi ??



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Top 10 Funny jokes Boy vs Girl in 2019 Part 3 :-

Top 10 Funny jokes Boy vs  Girl  in 2019 Part 3 :-





Funny jokes (1):


boy : would you like to be the sun of my life???

gril : Awwwwwwwww…….Yessss!!!

boy : then say 9,995,887.6 miles away from me!!!!!!!!


Funny jokes (2):


Once a gril asked her Boyfriend :

Why we have units to measure weights , heights and distance but not love, friendship and trust????
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boy thought for a while…………!!

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took her in his arms, locked deep in her eyes and said look gril,

don’t eat my brain !!! i have already failed in physics”XP=P X”D


Funny jokes (3) :


Boy : my gf broken with me and sent me pics of her with her new bf…

friend : really bad, what did u do..??
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boy : i send those pics to her father …LOL


Funny jokes (4) :


gril : say you love me!!!!!

say you love me!!!!
say you love me!!!!
say you love me!!!!
say you love me!!!!
say you love me!!!!
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boy : “You love me”


Funny jokes (5) :


boy : hey!!

girl : what???

boy : hiii..

girl : bye!!

boy : why?

girl : didn’t hear what i said ?? get lost..!!

boy : okay as you wish!!! but i want say something to you!!!

girl : what?? say fast , i don’t have time!!

boy : “Laughing”

if i ever wanted to commit a suicide, i’ii definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level!!!

now get lost……!!! :P:P:P





Funny jokes (6) :


how to get a gril mad in two easy steps :

  1. take a picture of her.

  1. don’t show it to her ;)


Funny jokes (7) :


boy : i’m searching for the most beautiful girl..!!

girl : look i came for  u…!!!

boy : that’s nice!! Now help me to find her….!!


Funny jokes (8) :


Latest research :
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boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend…..!!

but,
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which girlfriend ??
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That’s still a topic of research…!! :P:P


Funny jokes (9) :



boy : where are you going??

girl : for suicide….

boy : then, why too much make - up?

girl : you idiot….!! tomorrow my photo will come in newspapers……XD


Funny jokes (10) :


boyfriend : do you think my salary is sufficient for you ?

funny girlfriend : its sufficient for me, but how will you survive?? :XD



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Top 10 Funny jokes Boy vs Girl in 2019 Part 2 : -

Top 10 Funny jokes Boy vs  Girl  in 2019 Part 2 :-





Funny jokes (1) :


Boy and girl on Facebook :

girl : you never smile na???””

boy : how can u say dis???”

girl : your smiling pics are missing here”

boy : ok then …do u bath daily???

girl  : ya ofcorse… why you asking???

boy : no, i have not seen….any pic....”””


Funny jokes (2) :


boy : I’m not rich like rahul, i don’t even have a big car like rahul,

but i really love you…!!

girl : I LOVE YOU TOO..!!
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mmm…
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but tell me more about rahul………!!!!


Funny jokes (3) :


girls on facebook :

Changed her profile picture 
Changed her profile picture 
Changed her profile picture 
Changed her profile picture 
Changed her profile picture 
Changed her profile picture 
Changed her profile picture 
Changed her profile picture 
 16 more similar stories..

boys on Facebook :

Added Rita
Added Sneha
Added Rani
Added Pooja
Added Prya
Added Reema
Added Ramya
Added Angle
Added Kumari
20 more similar stories….


Funny jokes (4) :


boy : can i take a photo..

girl : why??

boy just wanted two show my children…
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how their mom looked in her younger age.



Funny jokes (5) :


every girl need a boyfriend……..

because everyday every minute ….

something goes wrong i her life.
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which she can’t blame on god or government……….:P:P:P:P:P






Funny jokes (6) :


girl : how much do u love me???

boy : my heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

girl : Oooooh god… i am too lucky….!!

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boy ( thinking) : she doesn'tknow that my mobile is dual sim…LOL!!!


Funny jokes (7) :


a boy wanted to know the age of a girl so he asked……

boy : may i ask you what is your date of birth???

gril : yes, its 5th july ( she tried to avoid the answer politely)

boy insisted : and which year……..????????

gril : every year !!!!!!!!!!


Funny jokes (8) :


I _______ you. Plus reason !!

“LIKE”

“LOVE”

“MISS”

“HATE”

“WANT”

“NEED”

“KICK”

“KILL”

reply me with reason………pleaseeee… ry ha i am waiting!!!


Funny jokes (9) :


Girls marks in computers ; 99/100
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don’t know how to turn on the computer properly…
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boys marks in computers :44/100
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knows to hack a computers XD:P


Funny jokes (10) :


superb insult :
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girl : i have changed my mind……!!!

boy : thankGod…

but does the new one work????


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